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	<title>Max Clark &#187; bizarre</title>
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		<title>There&#8217;s Never a Dull Moment</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 22:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are no words&#8230; I was just forwarded a call from our NOC after the caller demanded to speak with the manager. I am still not clear what the issue is but the caller &#8220;Carlo&#8221; was demanding to speak with Juan. I repeated the same thing that Heather had said &#8211; that there was no [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are no words&#8230; I was just forwarded a call from our NOC after the caller demanded to speak with the manager. I am still not clear what the issue is but the caller &#8220;Carlo&#8221; was demanding to speak with Juan. I repeated the same thing that Heather had said &#8211; that there was no person named Juan that worked for the company. Carlo goes on about how I&#8217;m a lier and that Juan is a security guard in my building. Okay so at this point I&#8217;m thinking Carlo must be talking about one of our datacenters which are all staffed by security. Before I can respond Carlo starts in that I&#8217;m a lier and he&#8217;s going to send a couple guys down to sort this out.</p>
<p>I still have no idea:</p>
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<li>What building he&#8217;s talking about</li>
<li>Where he got our number</li>
<li>What his original issue was</li>
<li>What exactly he thinks he&#8217;s going to accomplish by sending some guys out to deal with building security. I&#8217;m not positive but I would guess that Securitas/Pinkerton has 911 on speed dial.</li>
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<p>Unfortunately my curiosity is peaked and I doubt I&#8217;ll ever find out what exactly is going on.</p>
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